mr-kite:

bettywhitesmuffin:

emcash:

jetaimetaylor:

lettherecordshow:

-veritas:

genrespanner:

iammauricemoss:

aliuribe:

grease-wizard:

He’s gonna put Corningstone on!

I love scotch. Scotchy-scotch-scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly, mmm-mm-mm.

I love lamp.

GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!

I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.

60% OF THE TIME, IT WORKS EVERY TIME.

YOU POOPED IN THE REFRIGERATOR AND YOU ATE AN ENTIRE WHEEL OF CHEESE? I’M NOT EVEN MAD. I’M JUST IMPRESSED.

YOU ARE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION.

IT’S SO DAMN HOT. MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE.

It’s the pleats.